A good 'ole real life story of good 'ole real life guys. The world's greatest entertainment: slacking.
Some place, somewhere. Downtown most likely. A dark room was filling with smoke with every drag. The radio was on pouring new thoughts of creative inspiration for two of the world's greatest slackers. "Dude! You know what would be awesome?"
"If we could all just be naked all the time!"
"Yeah man. That would be cool...I think."
"Oh...uh. Um. I mean not around other dudes or anything! Uh...I mean that goes without saying! Ah, uh, that would be highly uncomfortable in any situation anywhere...uh.
Silence. Dreaded. Fell again. And both sat watching the lamp cast shadows of figures on the wall. If awkward were water, gills would appear. "Ahem..."
"...I mean...there would be rules. Standards." "Ha...ha ha. Uh. Yeah man...I got you."
"Dude...We should go pick up chicks or go out or something I think...
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